Thursday, December 18, 2008

GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!



Cliff Notes:

- I am the greatest poker blogger of all time

- Flopped set, smokkee calls about half his stack off to hit a flush with Q2

- APOC crippled me on final table when he cold called stack off with 66.

- Down to 2K (we started with 5K), I get KJ all in next hand vs JJ, K on river BINK!

- STB gifted me an entire chip leaders stack on two hands, even stacking off to smokkee earlier with 55 after the tightest blogger alive raised in EP and 4 overs on the board he CALLS shove with 55 on turn....

- Almost knocked Wonka out, hits two outter on river....

- I get it all in 1:3 vs Wonka, make full hizzouse, I win third bodonkey in a row!

- Receive 15 instant messages thanking me for making them $250....

- I AM THE GREATEST POKER BLOGGER OF ALL TIME BEEEEEEEEECHES!

Thank You Bodog for rightfully awarding me everything that I deserved (being the greatest player of all time and all).

7 comments:

LP said...

when's the next one, so I can take your title? ;)

Schaubs said...

Congrats.

I would have laid some good money on you as well if I could fucking set up an account with BLOWDOG.

Was there ever any doubt you would win?

Miami Don said...

Fucking priceless.

APOSEC72 said...

I thought I had you when you made that move against my sixes, but you just...wouldn't...die......I'd be more pissed if I hadn't finished 3rd.

That truly was a crazy game of poker.

So, how many days until you delete this and set up another blog?

Hammer Player a.k.a Hoyazo said...

"when you made that move against my sixes".

Classic.

PokahDave said...

Tanks for takin' out da gahbidge Tony...and fa makin me 250 clams...next time win wit da floosh sos I can make anoda hunge...OK? Run even bedda next time...

Tanks again...

lightning36 said...

Dammit. I was pissed at not making the final tournament and didn't bother to bet. With your odds, it was a no-brainer.