Thursday, December 18, 2008
GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!
- I am the greatest poker blogger of all time
- Flopped set, smokkee calls about half his stack off to hit a flush with Q2
- APOC crippled me on final table when he cold called stack off with 66.
- Down to 2K (we started with 5K), I get KJ all in next hand vs JJ, K on river BINK!
- STB gifted me an entire chip leaders stack on two hands, even stacking off to smokkee earlier with 55 after the tightest blogger alive raised in EP and 4 overs on the board he CALLS shove with 55 on turn....
- Almost knocked Wonka out, hits two outter on river....
- I get it all in 1:3 vs Wonka, make full hizzouse, I win third bodonkey in a row!
- Receive 15 instant messages thanking me for making them $250....
- I AM THE GREATEST POKER BLOGGER OF ALL TIME BEEEEEEEEECHES!
Thank You Bodog for rightfully awarding me everything that I deserved (being the greatest player of all time and all).