Waffles Kid?

Did Waffles knock up a German Amputee hooker that wouldn't even refuse him? This has to be his love child....

Knowledge Drop

If your biggest net win in your poker history is $35.67 do not type "booooooom" after you cooler someone.....

Oh I Feel Dirty....

After some ass rammings early on in the BBT I luck trucked a win in the gheyest MTT on earth, HORSE. Fittingly I played like a HORSES ASS after literally trying to bust out after the first break after getting rivered like 4 times... Lesson learned, play like shit, win a BBT. Take notes JD Schellnut! I seriously might quit poker forever after running through THAT field of madness.... If I win a mookie in my lifetime I am seriously done playing forever!

Knowledge Drop/BBT/John Rocker

Don't get KK when other people get AA

Some luck trucks have won BBT events

HBO has a new comedy that is clearly modeled after the life of John Rocker, check it out. Funny to see what a running joke sports have become in this country......